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For the record, I plan to marry that naughty professor.

...I really didn't think I'd ever end up in a tabloid. It's almost funny.

I don't get it.

California isn't Paris, but it's a complete improvement over Massachusetts. Who knows, I might manage a tan.

I doubt it, but I might.

Okay, you know what was an awesome comic strip? Calvin & Hobbes.

I mean, I want a pet tiger. And a Transmogifier. And a Noodle Incident.

I never wrote a paper on bats being bugs, but I did try the professional plastic notebook thing in elementary school. Fucking nailed it.

Yeah, Calvin & Hobbes was pretty sweet.

Hello Valarnet.

Save the date, September 7th. Stark Industries is going to have a little shindig to celebrate the opening of the campus. Black tie, and I personally guarantee an amazing time.

See you there, kiddos.

Fucking hell not Kaiden too and Liara why are you so cold

I did not sleep well. It was good to see Kirrahe again, though.

"Eve" however, is a really badassed woman.

School is going to start soon and I'm supposed to be thinking about which colleges I want to apply to. I don't think I want to go to any but my summer school teacher says I could have a shot at MIT if I got horrendously serious about my education.

One thing at a time, I guess.

1. Driver's License
2. Everything else

Stupid Lannisters. Looks like they are as rich here as they are in my dreams.

Illyana, stay inside. I mean it. There's a big angry green guy on the rampage, and you do not want to be in his way.

That goes for everyone else, for that matter.

Okay. I'm not saying the Alliance Navy was perfect, because I'm not pants-on-head retarded.

But if they'd let me fly an actual state of the goddamned art spaceship even with full on Vrolik's Syndrome than don't lock me up for saying you guys are assholes for keeping me out of a Blackbird for slight bone mass issues, okay?

First day back at the office. Am immediately reminded why I hate working in a office.

I am an idiot and I am probably very lucky I don't have a broken jaw.

We're going to need a bigger boat.

I swear to god I feel like someone has been following me, but every time I look over my shoulder no one is there. Am I just being completely paranoid here?

They better let me out of this bed soon. I'm running out of angry birds to play.

And I want a steak. 5 of them, in fact.

2 more days, they say. It might as well be 2 months.

What has two thumbs and didn't wake up until after the sun went down? This guy.

First things first. Time to put together a meal that encompasses all the best things about breakfast lunch and dinner.

I've got a mailbox full of fast food fliers and coupons for everything from car washes to tacos. I guess this is what passes for a 'welcome to the neighborhood' gift.

Hello California and thank you. I really could use a family sized three topping pizza for the price of 14.99 (delivery charges apply).

Hello Valarnet. I'm Tony Stark.

Listen, we're announcing a new prototype phone tomorrow morning. Should ship in September, but I like to get the ball rolling with the people who kept my ass from being bored in the hospital. Here, I present you all with ( a present. )

Should arrive in tomorrow's mail. Let me know what you think. Should be compatable on your networks, if it's not let me know. The first in a long line of Shit You'll Like©.

You know how much you all mean to me, right?

Apparently the departure of the swarm of fluffy creatures has convinced my son that he needs a dog.

As horrible as what happened to the ranch really was, this does give us a chance to reassess and make it even better. While we do have most of the funds necessary, we're probably going to need a lot of manpower, and will welcome volunteers. I'll update everyone when we're at that stage. and have the secret underground facilities already built and covered


[Locked to Wrex]

I'm headed to Scott's in the morning to look over some of what he's working on. I thought we should name one of the new buildings after Roy, since he's lost the most of all of us.

A musician with a one-woman-musical-instrument set up leading a parade of fuzzballs down the street.

Seems legit.

And what the hell is a Mako?

Women's Gymnastic Qualifications start in about ten minutes. You can watch them here. I don't know if Jubilee or Ty Lee will be part of these, or the ones that start in about 5 hours.


[Locked to Tali]

I finally told my parents. Went better with dad. Mom was about as expected.

Well today just turned out interesting.

I'm currently engaged in Rule 58 of the Bro-code.

My plate is so full right now I think it's going to explode.

The Queen entered the Olympics via parachute with James Bond.

I have never been so proud to be technically British.

I feel like I've been going around checking things off a list. 'Check up on X, do Y, talk about Z. Spill my guts out to U'. I mean there's not actually a list. Not even mentally.

That normal?

You know the drugs they're giving you are too good when you wake up from a dream about tentacled alien plant things and just laugh about it.

Okay what did I miss while I was having an impromptu cruise? Fuzzy creatures?

oh my god tribbles

Anyway, short version is a friend and I were grabbed off the street and taken on a little adventure. We're okay now. If anyone really wants details I can give it in a PM.

These bosh'tets not-hamsters are quickly becoming a major concern. Death by a swarm of small animals is not something I want to experience.

Did you know a bat can eat 1000 Mosquitos an hour? I didn't. Huh.

I can't believe this shit.

It disturbs me that so many people are so tolerant of unexpected vermin.

Garrus? Did you bring home a hamster-thing?

Whoever's got your finger on the 'Aftershock' button, could you please stop timing them when I'm holding a pot of scalding hot coffee? I'm going to run out of skin.

I could have really done without this. Stupid earthquakes.

...I'd like to investigate the meteor, though.

I didn't get to make a proper introduction to myself, as the earth decided it didn't want to stay put none yesterday. I'm Anna, nice to meet y'all.

My business partner and I are information brokers, but I'll let her introduce herself.

Broke my foot in this mess. And it's pretty much the most embarrassing way possible, because I stepped in a pothole. AN OLD POTHOLE.

Failed so hard at life this week I think they'll send me back a year.

Urdnot Ranch is in cinders. It seems I need to stop headbutting God on the weekends. Now we've got a fancy new space-rock accessory in our back yard.

We're scattered and a mess, but my staff is making order amongst the chaos.

I wanted to thank everyone who came out to help - staff, the fire department, all the other first responders, and the brave men and women who made their way out there, just out of the kindness of their hearts.

The buildings didn't survive, but the Urdnot Clan did. Every single head is accounted for. Give yourselves a pat on the back, you've earned it.

[Filtered to Tali's friends]

Check in when you can. I know it's busy, but I'd like to know you're all okay.

This is an interesting concept. I'm curious to see if it'll actually work in practice.

Er, Tali? Just noticed a button on my coffeemaker that I'm not sure was there before and I'm a bit too afraid to just try pushing it.

What are we the United States of China? Seriously. It's disgusting. It says a lot that we can't even make our own uniforms for the game. You know because we should trust the Chinese... The stitches will probably fall out midway through. I mean come on we all KNOW they cheated in Beijing. Those gymnasts TOTALLY didn't look of age.

Hopefully the alcohol here isn't produced in China. Who's heard of a good Chinese beer? I think I might have to investigate that first hand.

I'm pretty sure it's impossible for this weekend to get any better. It'd create a happiness singularity and end the world.

Ladies and gentleman(but mostly ladies), I have walked on the moon! We brought back some moon rocks. Didn't stick around to look for moon water, but left a little rover to do just that.

Next time: Mars.

I'd like to thank Scotty for being an engineering genius!

I need to teach my computer to make coffee. Then I could actually fix it when the damn thing breaks instead of having to go buy a new coffeemaker. For now, I'm stuck spending twice as much money on coffee that's half as good. At least there's free WiFi so I can complain about it to the whole of the internet.

#firstworldproblems

Okay, so I want an agreement here.

No spandex. Period.

This crowd is a lot more naval-gazey than I thought it would be. You're all doing a lot of soul searching for a social network.

Some kids keep hiding the Twilight books under one of the loose ceiling tiles.

I can't blame them, really.

It's July. Who gets a cold in the middle of July?

I do, apparently.

Man, anyone see the specs on the Falcon HTV-2? That thing is fucking ridiculous. Granted, unmanned so it's still just a big video game in the sky, but still.