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So I think my brother and I arrived in this city at an interesting time. Are those vampires I see outside our apartment? Is this a...regular thing?

So this is America. I've heard many things. Some good and some bad. Tell me what should I do while I am here. Something that is not to be missed. And also what I should avoid. Tell me anything. It is going to take some getting used to living here I think.

Public service announcement courtesy of dream!Buffy? Don't stay out late. Possibly carry a cross. Actually, do that. Gonna go ahead and jinx things by saying: I've got a bad feeling about this. The... this being my not-so typical dream Dream. It's so fun being me.

Did not take me long to give up on the super optimistic posts, geez. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe nightmares are just nightmares.

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What's your stance on the legitimacy of prophecies?

I don't usually post about stupid articles, but apparently a Taco Bell in Chicago is going to start serving alcohol.

The amount of relevance that is to my life right now is both hysterical and unreal.

I'd go to that Taco Bell...

It is nice to wake up and find, for once, my dreams have given me something that is not dirt and that will not inflict harm. Though I admit I have little use for fifteenth century fashion or a sword, but they are finely made so perhaps I will find a place to display the sword.

I do think there are several on this network who have received such a gift, yes?

Ugh, Impa--

I've actually never had a social media profile in my entire life. So, do we post pictures with inspirational words, have a political debate, or discuss cats? I hear those are common internet things?

Or should I delete this and run the other way? Because my nanny friend thought it'd be funny to make one of these for me and put 'creampuff casserole' where you put 'location, name, age, education' things.

So, hello. My name is Creampuff Casserole. And my friend is a jerk.