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It just figures that the cost of a pack of cigarettes would go up right around the time I decide to pick the habit up again.

I wish they sold them in single servings. Sometimes you just need one.

I'm looking for a booty call.


Please ignore this previous post, its been a long day and my sister was not in her right mind - John Connor

All our windows just exploded.

I think I'm making the kids nervous.

I went to the store and bought a few new cooking supplies, some herbs and a garlic press.

With enough guidance from Food Network even I might be able to turn out a convincing roast chicken.

Convincing them to eat it is another matter entirely.

Seriously, what's wrong with people? I just saw on the news that some lady was arrested for gluing her child to the wall because he wouldn't sit still. It only reinforces my belief that some people shouldn't raise kids.

Though I have to say I'm kind of wondering what she used to successfully glue her child to the wall. That has to be some super glue.

We got a parrot yesterday. It's cliche, but we're calling him Polly.

John is going to teach him to operate the coffee-maker. I wonder if I can teach him to play music.

I was going to introduce myself or make some kind of 'The Connors are here' post, but the kids beat me to it. They're better at this than I am, anyway. And since no one's ever met 'The Connors', announcing our arrival is kind of a goofy thing to do.

It's not like we're the 'come over to our place and have a family barbecue' kind of family.

So instead I'm just going to say that I've had to apply 5 coats of paint to my bedroom wall to get the gigantic pink vagina and blue penis off of it. Both John and Cameron are too old for the visuals to count as sexual education, and I really don't want to know what the images were doing on a bedroom wall to begin with.

Amazingly my sister has beaten me in introducing myself to the world or at least the county.

I'm John Connor and I look forward to seeing exactly what this place has to offer.

Sarah suggested I register for this network because it 'might do me some good.' I suppose it's the digital equivalent of getting out more.

I'm Cameron. This place is tight.