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Okay. So what does one wear to their first boss-run Halloween party? I keep coming up with things I think are funny but then I realize maybe they're actually not.

Also if anyone wants to be my date, that'd be great.

Good thing I was already out of bed at the time.

( Pet Goat Shenanigans )

Ah dare say, this place never leaves ya a moment to take a breather fer long, eh? Ah'm still a bit scared to look at the damage to mah apartment. my landlord is so kicking me out... god damn it Why do ah 'ave a nasty feelin' ah'm gonna get evicted for property damage?

Dude. It's like Little Shop of Horrors in this place.

If the Venus fly trap starts singing and demanding I feed it, I'm getting a hotel room.


[A few minutes later]Edit: SO GETTING HOTEL ROOMS. SO GETTING HOTEL ROOMS. THE ROSE BUSH BROKE THROUGH THE KITCHEN SCREEN DOOR AND THE HYDRANGEAS ARE TRYING TO SURROUND US OUT FRONT.

What the god-forsaken hell is going on. Ah'm pretty sure my spider plant tried to eat me. Ah don't even. What the fuck. MY SPIDER PLANT. Ah'm avoiding the bedroom, ah've got a cactus in there...

I'm pretty sure that the plants in my kitchen just tried to kill me. When did that become a thing that could happen?

So anyone ever roll into Target for like, regular stuff, and walk out with the most random stuff after?

I totally found the Drive Shaft album I lost when we moved. It's not autographed like the one I had, which sucks, but it was awesome listening to it again. Shame they broke up and all.

Required: volunteers for endeavors involving socializing.

Apparently stay in too often.

( Cut for image, open to all. )

Pete and I made a baby. Everybody, meet Zelda Katherine.

Two words:

Dragoncon.

Macgyver.

That is all.

I cannot believe I'm watching Ragin' Cajun Redneck Gators. The title alone screams sheer stupidity and loss of brain cells. Clearly I wasted my entire high school and majority of college career on basketball. The real money is in writing stupid monster movies for Syfy. Apparently anything will green lit.

I'm thinking of Sharkadile or Sharkagator. Or Sharkadile vs. Sharkagator. I'll make....thousands?

DUDE. Did anyone else pick up the new Star Wars comic, "The Star Wars"?? It's based on George Lucas' original draft of the movie.

It's so different, man...so...cool...I kinda wish Disney would make this into their new movies instead of the sequels they're planning on. I mean, everyone's doing the reboot thing, right?

( Longer ago, in a galaxy even further away... )

Wanted: a new brain. Or enough booze to wipe away the fact that I just sat through a TLC special called The Man With the 132lb Scrotum.

Guess what it was about.

I need to go hug my groin.

So uh I met this really awesome chick lady woman person at Target, Merrill, and she said that she posts to this really cool community. Figured since I'm new here and all, it might be a good place to say 'hey'.

So uh, 'hey'. I'm Hugo, but everybody calls me Hurley. I just kinda moved here with my mom so yeah. Um, I like scifi stuff (Star Wars hell yeah) and comic books and all sorts of geeky stuff. I kinda won that reality show thing

So yeah. Anybody know a good fried chicken place around here? I mean, besides KFC. I mean some place good.