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ʀᴏɢᴜᴇ has a (dangerous_touch) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-09-09 20:32:00

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anna marie (rogue), hugo reyes, kevin flynn, valerie frizzle

What the god-forsaken hell is going on. Ah'm pretty sure my spider plant tried to eat me. Ah don't even. What the fuck. MY SPIDER PLANT. Ah'm avoiding the bedroom, ah've got a cactus in there...

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	makeyourownluck 2013-09-09 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	We had to leave the house, man. Death by thorns is not the way I wanna go out. I'm stayin' in a hotel where there's no plants. Just fake ones. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dangerous_touch 2013-09-09 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Ah think the cactus is breaking down the door, ah've thrown the spider plant in the bathroom and the aloe plant is SIDE EYING ME. . Ah don't even know what to do. THIS IS THE LAST TIME AH HAVE HOUSE PLANTS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	makeyourownluck 2013-09-12 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	Are you gonna be okay? Do you need help? I totally think the hydrangeas are planning an attack. They're like, gathering outside the house. I think they're literally discussing a gameplan on how to get to us. Seriously, plastic plants from now on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dangerous_touch 2013-09-13 12:15 am UTC (link)
	Ahll be okay. Ah barricaded them in and am making a bed on the front steps. Ahm glad the cacti, aloe and spider plant ain't started plotting. Dis is ruining mah thoughts on plants! !!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	greetngsprogrms 2013-09-09 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously? And what's a spider plant? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dangerous_touch 2013-09-09 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously. Ah'd not joke about spider plants attacking, and ah'm pretty sure the Aloe plant is side eying me. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN. THIS is a spider plant (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

greetngsprogrms
2013-09-12 10:24 pm UTC (link)

~~What kinda town did we move into...~~This kinda thing happen often around here?

So far not a peep from our landscaping, but then again, we don't really have any yet. May have to convince the girlfriend to hold off on the gardening until this gets resolved.

Aaaand that plant looks pretty freaky without the Little Shop of Horror's treatment. Note to self: make sure office does not install any of these.

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	dangerous_touch 2013-09-13 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Not really like this, no. Ah know! Ah like mah plants but they're being banished when dis is all over! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thefriz 2013-09-09 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'm so glad I'm not alone! I had some nice vines growing from the windowsill and they tried to get me! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dangerous_touch 2013-09-09 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Ah am NOT loving this. Ah need ta burn my damn plants or something. Who knew they could plot your demise? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thefriz 2013-09-09 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	I would never have bought them if I knew this would happen! Think I would get in trouble for using a flame thrower in my apartment? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dangerous_touch 2013-09-09 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Me either! All ah wanted was some color to my apartment. Ah, yeah, probably since ah'd probably get evicted myself fer burning the place down in a panic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thefriz 2013-09-09 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Well crap. We may need to find another way to kill them. May need to raid Home Depot or Lowe's. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dangerous_touch 2013-09-09 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe a big ole bottle o'Round Up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thefriz 2013-09-09 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	And some kick ass hedge clippers! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dangerous_touch 2013-09-09 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Ah'm booking it outside, ah don't even want to know what the cactus is doing to my room >. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thefriz 2013-09-09 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	SCARY. Sooooo scary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dangerous_touch 2013-09-09 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Ah am never lookin' at plants the same way (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thefriz 2013-09-09 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	I may get rid of mine once they go back to normal. I feel slightly bad about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dangerous_touch 2013-09-09 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Ah don't. Ah don't feel bad about it none. The spider plant tried to strangle me. It had it's death coming. >. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thefriz 2013-09-09 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Death to plants it is! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dangerous_touch 2013-09-09 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	Ah... am not lookin' forward to sleep. ah'm gonna be dreaming of when plants attack. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thefriz 2013-09-09 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh, now I'm gonna have to figure out where to sleep. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dangerous_touch 2013-09-09 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	That makes two of us, ah don't think my room's safe. If nothin' else, the stupid cactus left sharp thorns everywhere (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thefriz 2013-09-09 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Didn't even think about that. Well, I may wage war first. I'll let you know how it goes! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dangerous_touch 2013-09-09 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	Good luck!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thefriz 2013-09-09 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks! You too!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)