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I can't wait for college to end for this semester. I was so bored in my last class that I began wishing I was anywhere else but there and ended up in a park. Not completely sure how.

Well, I know what the sword is now. And how dream!me found it.

Also, I called it. I am a bad guy. I dreamed about running into a princess with purple hair and her friend with a heart on his weird shirt-thing and they called me evil, pretty much. And then I used the sword to save them...

My dream self definitely needs to not be a villain now.

So let's say I have a weekend off because somehow the restaurant gods have decided to smile on me - anyplace that won't cost me a ton to go and hang out and get some down time?

I always love running into old friends from University because I get to have this conversation with them: "How are the wife and kids?" Which I have to answer by saying we got divorced and I got full custody. "So you're single now? I could set you up with someone!" No. I'm not single. I got married last summer. Never been happier. "Oh so you got a trophy wife?" No. I went for the trophy husband. Much better for me.

The look on their faces is priceless.

So after doing some math with Nico, it looks like when he moved to America is about the same time Mom decided to take her show on the road, showcasing haunted houses all over the states instead of just in and around New Orleans. I mean, maybe she was running out of locations like she said. Or... maybe she was using it as an excuse. Dad couldn't sue for visitation if he couldn't keep track of where she was, after all.