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Well that was gross. Has anyone else seen the Oscar Meyer commercial where the girl puts peanut butter on her hot dog? Why would anyone do that? I'll eat some weird things, but that's just too weird even for me. Is there anyone who would actually do that?

Den onde lyne mig.

Is it a felony to unplug an ice-machine?

When I woke up this morning, I instantly called my brother Michael to check on him. He had died in my dreams and I just needed to make sure he was fine. I realize it's an irrational reaction, but something in me needed to hear his voice to know he was alright.

My dreams seemed to move faster this time, I went through my whole childhood, was a code breaker in Bletchley Park, almost got married to a Fred Wells, then Micheal's death prompt me to not getting married and join British counter-intelligence.

I woke up when I was called in a office.

Wow, wow, wow, kiddos. So much dream talk here, not new, I know, not even for me, but intriguing all the same. Here I once thought I was this kid with an overactive imagination and this place has me thinking different.

What's the general consensus here on these dreams? Past life? Telepathic mind link with some version of yourself in a parallel universe? Just taking notes here.

Hmm. So, it appears it is my turn to begin this Dreaming experience. I think this calls for an AMA, even though this isn't reddit.

Well, if there's one thing that's consistent across the board it absolutely had to be my taste in men, clearly.

It's probably the only thing that could've done with an upgrade.

On the down side, hearing the trickling of thoughts from your employees is surely the quickest way to start hating everyone who works for you.

Laurel decided today that the best way to convince us to agree to take her and her sister to Disney Land every day of summer vacation was to sit us down and give us a presentation on exactly why it would be a waste of money to not go to Disney every day. I'm kind of impressed that she did her research. We've got seasonal passes, because we do go that often and it just made more sense to get them. She did her research on how much it costs for all of us, how much it would cost to buy it individually, and how much money we'd be saving by going every day.

The answer is still no, Disney is a privilege and not an expectation. And she didn't take food and souvenirs into her math. But she is in elementary school and there were hand drawn graphs. So I'm still impressed.