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I forgot my own birthday was yesterday. Mom actually remembered, bothered to send me a card. It's the only actual reason I remembered. I don't know what to think about this.

Oh my god! This has got to be the funniest thing I've seen all day! I can only imagine this guy's reaction to this cake. (edit: I clearly got too distracted by the cake itself to read the whole article to see that he loved it.)

Who's got two thumbs and almost burned down her Dojo?

THIS girl, that's who.

I think I'm going to need a beer. Or fifty, you guys' idea of good beer alcohol volume is a joke.

So... What's the best foundation to use to cover up hickeys and bite marks