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What the fuck?!?

[Barry]

So.. I'm not gonna be able to come into work for the next few days... I've got some random guy attached to me..

[Perrito]

Did you wake up with some random person today, perrito?

Man, you haven't seen anything until you've seen the looks on everyone's faces when you come into work carrying a car battery that's attached to an electromagnet that's mysteriously strapped to your chest. "Mr. Stark, are you okay?" Yeah, sure, I'm fine. It's just a car battery and an electromagnet. Can we all just chillax already?

Also I look like I was just in a brawl with a broken glass window and someone's fists, which is interesting seeing as I actually did not do any partying last night.

I feel like I need to be on an episode of "When Dreams Attack". Also - dream me definitely had to be zapped back into existence, so do I get a jacket now?

Private to Pidge
So yeah, you were looking for proof, I woke up with your proof attached to my chest. Want to come in and see this sometime soon? I'll even let you touch it. Just not too much, because I've discovered that if I move it around too far it puts me into cardiac arrest.

I forgot I'd made plans for tomorrow all the way back in October. Guess a certain amount of planning ahead doesn't always work out.

But I think I've got an idea.

There's a reservation for two at swanky restaurant up for grabs under my name. I'll cover the bill and everything.

All you have to do is tell me something really embarrassing or funny about your paramour. But nothing mean or nasty or that they would get upset about, of course.

I'll give the reservation to my favorite story.