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Dream update.

Not actually dead.

Like. I watched myself die through someone else's eyes. Rhysand's I think, the Lord of the Night Court.

But then I didn't.

It was like each of the leaders of the courts gifted me a seed of their power, repairing my body and restoring my life.

I don't think I deserved it. Because of what I did for the last trial. But there you go. I'm alive and I get my man.

[Edited in about five minutes later]

What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck my ears are pointed what the fuck

I was in Autozone picking up some parts for a job and I literally had a man try to explain spark plugs to me.

For those of you not car savvy, that's a bit like explaining what a keyboard is to a computer geek.

I'm just... and he wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise, I was about ready to hit him!

Apparently saying "men are trash" will get you put into Facebook jail for supposed hate speech. But trashy men or men are trashy pricks? Totally fine.

This has been a public service announcement because fuck that shit.

Sometimes, you just have to fawn over your spouse.

I mean, look at this guy: Click For Magnus

He's gonna be the sexiest club co-owner in existence. ;)

So I'm tempted to just wear my Supergirl suit for Halloween, but at the same time, if I am a superhero, I probably shouldn't just tell the whole world who I am, right?

I know that a lot of other clubs and bars are also doing Halloween parties, but I would hope that you'll consider stopping by Fangtasia on Halloween as well. We'll have a special Halloween themed drink available and I may or may not give free drinks to anyone with a costume that impresses me.

Okay but seriously, is there some sort of time frame on when the whole "Dream thing" you guys go on about is supposed to start? Because I'm now starting to think this is some colossal joke. Like the ultimate hidden camera kind of thing.