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Ive nevr had tequla bflour and evrything is grt

Have you ever told two six year old girls that they don't need to take a bath? Scratch that, that they can't take a bath? Dear lord, you would think that I told them that Christmas came again and their birthday was early. I've never seen anyone be more excited to be told not to do something!

I mean, it's going to make it all the harder to get them into one when the water situation is fixed, but it's entertaining as hell right now watching them chant "NO BATHS NO BATHS" while running around the house.

I don't know if bathing in the water can make you as sick as drinking it, we just really don't want to take the chances right now.

Is this sort of thing normal around here?

A Taste of Home is closed. If you need me, I'll be out trying to get water to where people need it and trying to help people who are affected by any of these quakes and stuff.

Could this place get any weirder? My poor house was not ready for these quakes. stars and stones this is not my idea of a fun week.

I come home to this fucking shit? Alright, the name's Sigrun, I'm quite capable of helping people dig out, and find shelter. I do worse overseas, so if you need help, give me a shout. I'll come drag your ass to a hospital or wherever you need to go. Though, for the record, I am building a better house after this. Fuck you, Orange County. I spent good money on it and yeah, no, not good for quakes.

If you need first aid or sutures or anything, I can provide that too.

Well, that was awkward.

Took a nap and was abruptly woken up by falling onto my floor from an earthquake. I thought it was part of my dream - apparently some child vanished in my town and people are freaking out, but I'm too busy macking on the cute girl at school. A very rude awakening, indeed.

I seem to have finally found a good use for this fucking metal arm. It's helped me lift rubble to help get people out who were trapped. So maybe it can do some good after all.

I hope everyone out there's keeping safe and away from windows. I definitely put all those earthquake drills from grade school to good use today.

The good news is that I can verify that those same principles work just as well in a barn as they would in a classroom.

So, I've decided that I really don't like earthquakes. Or poisoned water. It's the weirdest thing cause I can like feel that there's something off about the water. Must be a whole child of Poseidon thing. I still don't know how this whole thing works.