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In light of current apocalypses, something to think about.

The invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.

However, it was the broom that swept the nation.

Typical. The world goes to hell as soon as I show up. I'm gonna need more whiskey.

What's with this place anyway?

First day of February and this place is still as crazy as it always is. No change there then.

You’re looking at the new event coordinator for Any Occasion. Now I just have to make sure I get better by Monday. And hope for no more of those earthquakes. Everyone else surviving okay?