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Fantastic. I've now been suspended for three soccer games because our defense got upset that I was good and didn't leave them with anything to do. Apparently I ought to have stood there and played with my eyes closed like the other forward did over the weekends games. But no, I'm the one who got red carded because one of them is the coaches son.

American soccer politics can go right to hell.

Along with whoever hurt my little sister once I figure out who thy are..

I seem to have gained another ability, this one a bit more useful I think than empathy. I can lift small objects if I focus long enough. My coffee cup can lift off the table now. I haven't quite mastered the ability to make it refill itself but I suppose in due time perhaps.

So....somebody called the cops, I think? I..yeah, someone called the cops. I was sleep walking I guess? I'm not really sure how it happened but I'm stuck.

Stuck as in I literally can't move from where I am. Pretty sure I've been here since last night, and I had to send this with the help of Siri because I'm pretty sure if I try to move I'm going to fall from the side of my building...

I can't even explain how I'm still holding on, there's nothing to hold on to. But uhh...yeah if someone could make the cops just go away. That'd be great? Kate? Vanessa? I...ugh. Gwen Somebody? Do people maybe know how well superglue works? That's the only thing I can think of.

Dream me is a five year old superhero who fights a talking monkey and a crazy bitch monster.

This can only get more interesting

I woke up this morning and my ears were pointy! Not elf-pointy, but more like kender pointy! Which is less pointy than an elf, but more pointy than a human's! Isn't that exciting?! And I'm pretty sure I can hear even better now!

Well it seems I've finally joined the other adults in my house in dreaming although I guess I should thank my sister for warning me about the...oddness that our childhood in the dreams brought with it. The obsession over blood is rather disturbing even with the warning. I suppose more of an obsession with the status of someone's blood than their blood itself.

Okay so I'm just checking tumblr while waiting for my dog to finish his business out back and I stumble across this.

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All I can think is that is one badass hippo and I would not want to mess with it.

[Filtered to Daryl Dixon]

I don't know if you're still looking for those dinosaur shaped nuggetsm but I found them at [Name of grocery store]. And I'm not ashamed to admit that I bought about 10 bags to throw in the freezer here at the house.

You know, when Martin Luther King talked about his dreams, he managed to do it without boring everyone half to death or coming off like a bunch of Hot Topic rejects.