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You know what I've been doing? Making faces in the mirror. I've been coming up with facial expressions for each of the characters I might have to audition for so I'll be prepared for next week's auditions. I've got some intimidating ones for the Queen of Hearts!

Speaking of auditions! Hey, Logan! Are you up for coffee and pastries next Monday morning?

I feel like things are finally just getting back to normal again. I have a possible job lined up, so I can start to pay off some of those piling debts bills. The dreams feel like they've subsided now, haven't had anything weird happen in well over a week. Maybe two now. Just this looming sense of depression and a bottle of Jack can fix that most days anyway.

Maybe I'm not losing my mind after all.

Okay so pretty much all of my coworkers hate me right now but I...really couldn't care less because - I GOT ASSIGNED TO OUR NEWEST AUTHOR! My first new client since getting promoted to full editor and I get to work with Nancy Drew. This needs to be celebrated somehow.

[Nancy Drew]

So - hi. I'm Jessica Moore, your new editor. I promise I'm generally a lot more professional than this. I'm just really excited about this opportunity.

The look on my neighbors face when I showed her my dogs vet records: priceless.

He got out last month while I was in New York, last time I leave him with my roommates when I go out of town for more than a couple days, and went over to the neighbors. Long story short - she comes over this evening yelling about him getting her dog pregnant, and how I was going to pay for him ruining her. I didn't even answer her, just closed the door and went and got his records. Specifically the page showing where I got him fixed last year because I didn't want to deal with a situation like this.

I wish I'd managed to get a picture of her face. It would make it easier to remember.