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I wanna go somewhere. I've never even been out of L.A. before.

You know, high school was bad enough when I had to live it here. Now it's like I'm stuck in the last two years of high school and never getting out. No. Not even the last two years. It's been the month of November 2011 for way too long. How is that even possible? How can that much crap happen in a month? I'm pretty sure more things have happened in that month then there are days.

Also, I'm beginning to think no one in that stupid town can be trusted.

Note to self, do not spend your day off taking a nap that was originally supposed to be one hour and turned into five 'cause dreams are bad. Ever been choked by a dismembered hand before? Less fun. Rocket launchers though? So fun. How come that didn't pop out of my dream? Think a rocket launcher would like amazing next to my ridic shoe collection, just saying.

I'm quite surprised that Will, who acknowledges even the most obscure holiday, did not make a post about today being the Ides of March. I feel that he must be slacking and for that reason alone, I have decided to call him out on it.

Is anyone else obsessively checking weather reports after last month's -- whatever the fuck that was?

I don't feel save leaving in the morning without checking the weather channel and at least two different websites.

I came home after work today to find my windows rattling. Like really rattling. Like earth quake style rattling. I thought it was an earth quake at first, but nothing else in my apartment was rattling or falling over or whatever. Also, I don't think earth quakes last for fifteen minutes. Do they?

is there anyone out there that appreciates the masterpiece that is sharknado? i need to know that i'm not the only one.