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Today has begun with a most significant surprise.

Well I had to kidnap my own girlfriend to get her to admit she was being stalked and threatened again. Apparently said stalker also ran my mom’s car off the road and for some reason I cared.

The more I dream the less sense it all makes. I feel like it should be the reverse.

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And I woke up to this shirt crumpled up on the floor.

If it wasn't for the fact that everyone else seems to be seeing crazy things, I would have thought I lost my mind today.

Anyone else seen a red nosed reindeer wandering around?

Guess who showed up to steal my thunder at rehearsal today? The real deal herself - The sugar plum fairy. Her dress is so much sparklier than my costume. I have to admit, I'm a little jealous.