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You know when an unexpected romance is really unexpected? Like when you're falling for someone and they're falling for you and you've both tried to kill one another? This kind of thing would never happen in the real world, right?

Gardener says we've got termites in the deck. Not sure how he can tell right now, but I'll be looking for a contractor to come and repair the thing as soon as we can see it again under the snow. Or build something new. Gotta talk to the Mrs. about that. (Hope she doesn't mind me calling her that.)

Anyone who wants a Christmas Card from Baxter Bakery, come on down! I had them printed, and they look amazing! Cards for everyone! They've got pictures of our exclusive, traditional, sparkling latte with an assortment of Christmas Cookies on them! (Because I personally celebrate Christmas, I decorated the cards this way. But all holidays are welcome at Baxter Bakery!)

I also have cookies shaped like snowflakes, dreidels, menoras, candy canes, candles, bells, presents, kinaras, and all sorts of other winter shapes! Cookies are only $1! Perfect when paired with a silky, hot, soy latte, or a sparkling hot chocolate!

Okay, now I'm hungry!

Frosty is annoying as fuck. And alive by the way. Everything he says he rhymes. I want that flamethrower now.

NOT MY FAULT NOT MY FAULT!!

Raistlin told me he saw Frosty the Snowman and then I came on here and saw that a whole bunch of people have seen Christmas characters and I don't think that's very fair because I haven't seen anyone! I wonder if I run into Rudolph or any of his reindeer friends if they'll give me a ride! How fun would that be? Getting to fly around over California. I've always wanted to fly.

But more importantly, I think I'm going to try to find Santa! There's so many things I want to ask him for for my friends! Does anyone want to come on a Santa search with me?


Also, I've been having more dreams! And I really do think that everyone is part giant! Except for Flint. Flint's normal sized.

But we ran into about fifty goblins outside of our hometown. Me, Flint, and Tanis Half-Elven (Half-Elven? Ha! Try Half-Giant)! I killed them all with a bit of help from Flint and Tanis. And then we went to this inn in Solace and there were all our other friends! I guess we'd sworn a sacred oath to meet there on that day five years ago! Our friend Kit couldn't make it though and Flint was all grumpy about it but I think that's just his default state. And Raistlin was there too! But he looked extra scary (shhh, don't tell him I said that).

And there was this old man and this beautiful lady and her boyfriend who were telling stories, and then the Theocrat fell in the fire and the old man handed me the pretty lady's staff and told me to knock him over so I did and then he was miraculously healed! I think I must have magical powers (I was pretty surprised about it in the dreams too so I think they must be new)! He wasn't very happy about it though. Some people just don't have any gratitude.

I woke up in my dream armor. My sword was at my bedside.

I'm not sure I'd want to wear this metal bra thing in public, but I was startled in my living room just now and I think I beheaded Rudolph.

They're playing my song!

I'm really pretty jealous of some of you. I've been going straight from dance practice to work and haven't had time for any magical Christmas encounters! Fingers crossed it'll happen still.