So, I was just walking down the street yesterday and I ended up getting chased by about fifty vicious zombies and ghosts and witches! It was
completely unexpected. I've never seen
anything nearly as interesting as that before! I ended up beating them all up myself easy peasy. I didn't even break into a sweat or anything. I tried to tell Raistlin about it when I got home, but he didn't believe me at all even though it's the God's honest truth, cross my heart and hope to die.
Hi Orange County! I'm Tasslehoff Burrfoot, though my friends call me Tas, and I just moved here with my very best friend Raistlin, and I thought that this would be a great way for us to both make lots of new friends. When Raistlin begged me to come along with him so he wouldn't be lonely I had no idea that California would be this interesting! I can't believe it! And all of you have such neat dreams too. One time I had a dream where I was fifty feet tall and I got to scale buildings like King Kong and I got to swat planes out of the sky. It was one of the most fun dreams I've ever had! Except for the ones where Raistlin, Caramon and I were chased by zombies and I heroically beat them all while swinging from a tree like Tarzan! And the one where I got to go flying on the back of a dragon, that was a lot of fun too!