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Sometimes I feel like I live with the fucking Sunshine Twins and it pisses me off.

I'm quite glad that my sister never shagged anyone in my bed in real life like she did in the dreams. Honestly, when someone is letting you hide out in their flat, you don't repay them by shagging in their bed, Sarah! Then I had the police show up at my door again to question me about Sarah's "death" and just before that Allison decided to show up, sloshed.

Also, dream!Sarah is just as obnoxious as real Sarah. It would appear that both enjoy sticking their feet in my face while I'm trying to read.

It was not bad enough that I discovered a musical that my father seems to have been in, but I discovered the actor who played him in said musical also played a transvestite in another one. I will never look at my father the same way again.

[OOC: As a note, the link goes to a live performance of "Sweet Transvestite" from a UK performance of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.]

Given what seems to be an increase of disturbing dreams and volatile behaviour of late, I would like to remind the members of this community that my services as a professional psychiatrist are available.

Please contact me, Doctor Hannibal Lecter, at [number] if you have need of me, or would like a recommendation to one of my colleagues. I am certain there are other mental health professionals in the area, as well.

Mother hubbard I'm just, oh my god. I just completely berated some dude in the restaurant I was in because she was sitting at the counter, just BANTERING about GMOs and 'how they're the devil and blah blah blah'. Science has more than proven they're safe, perfectly alright, and won't do a damn thing. And she said 'well then why do companies keeping taking it out', and I told her so they can charge you more for the idiotic belief you're eating 'healthier'.

Yes, they're chemicals, but guess what? So is your skin, blood, bacteria, water, gas, steam, hair, name it! Every SINGLE thing in the universe is a chemical construct of some form. Ugh, and that was over an hour ago and I'm still mad about it.

That's it, I'm going online and making fun of the Big Bang Theory in forums. That'll make me feel better.