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So this is the thing, is it? Tink's been on and on about it forever. This is the place to go to keep up with all the weirdness. Yes? Good, I can't wait to hear all about it.

Oh. I'm Nux. That's not my name, it's just what people call me, but it's practically my name. I work with Tink. Obviously.

I've always been a big guy, but growing almost eight inches in height overnight? For one, it hurts like hell. And for two, I have no idea where my limbs are going now, and I've hit my head three times today.

I expect my horns will come in any day now, then I'll go all grey, and be in full on Qunari mode. (Also called 'make everyone flee in terror' mode.)

SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE

I FELL ASLEEP AND WOKE UP AND SHE WAS ON MY PILLOW

Okay, totally don't care if it makes me seem like a big kid, but I'm way too excited to see Jurassic World. I got my ticket for tomorrow evening. Yeah, I know, the science behind it is kind of whack, but it's what made me first interested in going into science as a profession. I mean seriously, how totally cool is the thought that DNA from millions of years ago could be extracted from a mosquito preserved in amber and you could recreate animals long extinct?? As a scientist, I thinks that's totally fucking cool! Even if somewhat ill-advised because we all know what happens when you get a pack of velociraptors together, right?

And we totally don't need a T-Rex marching down the street either. ...even as cool as that may be. In theory, obviously.

I was wandering through a very eclectic store, which is always my favourite kind. They had a section of signs, both metal and neon, that you can hang on your wall or your window, or wherever you wanted to. I almost got the one that said TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT, SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN with a couple bullet dents in it, just because the old south in me was tickled. (A close runner up was TRESPASSERS WILL BE FED TO ALLIGATORS)

In the end, I got this one for the store. Not entirely accurate, but I fell in love with it nonetheless.

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Hey, thanks again for helping out at the bar during that vampire mess. I'd be questioning my sanity right now if I'd tried to handle that on my own.

Had a couple more of those weird dreams. The world in it is so bizarre, but... do any of you find that your lives here parallel your dreams in a strange sort of way? I know things can be weird here in the OC, too, but there's something... I don't know... much more fantasy-like about my dreams. Maybe I'm just over thinking it. I'm just gonna be grateful I haven't dreamed of anything all that bad. There is a man that scares me a little, but

So, disregarding that... I hope everyone is recovered from that whole hell-on-earth debacle now. I haven't lost my optimism about this place yet, but limits sure do get pushed here, don't they?