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If anyone is ever in need of torture ideas, I've recently come to discover - thanks in part to my dreams - that getting a knotted rope swung at your balls is vastly unpleasant.

At least I've got this fantastic Omega watch to compensate for the dull ache that lingers.

Filter: Clara Oswald
I've acquired our tickets! We'll fly out the 20th and be back the 4th. How's that for a proper getaway, hm?

Filter: Rose Tyler
Hello! Had any luck on that holiday?

Filter: Friends
Quite a lot has gone on lately, I've been rubbish at checking in with the lot of you. Everyone doing alright--better, at the very least? There anything I can do?

Today has been strange.

There was rehearsal for graduation and I still don't understand the point of the cap and gown. Being in the afternoon and the length of time also are different, but the cap and gown are the confusing part.

Not as strange as finding out there's a strange boy living with my family but I'm the one who is looked at oddly because I don't know him though. It's weird.

I can't believe they expected me to throw myself on a pyre because my husband died. Thank God I am as much of a rebel then as I am now. Why would I ever do that? I have a child!

Besides, life is so vast. I don't want to waste a moment and I certainly don't want to die.

I have finally had one of those infamous dreams that everyone keeps speaking about.

Dreamt about some place named "Skyhold." To be honest, I was hoping for something more exciting than some rundown castle that was a refuge for the group I am a part of. The exterior was certainly a sight to behold but it definitely needs some renovations if I am expected to stay in such a place.

There were, also, a few familiar faces...somewhat. I think coming across Iron Bull as a big, hulking "horn head" with an interesting skin complexion made me feel like I went to bed drunk...but I know for a fact that I didn't drink last night. There were also other people whom I've seen posting about the forums that I recognize.

At least, I still as fabulous as I am in this life. Good hair, stylish, and very charming...who would have guessed? Oh yes, that Inquisitor fellow...he is certainly someone that I could see myself getting closer to.

My dreams suck - hahahah Yay vampire humor.

So, I killed another bad guy, only to find out that he put a spell on my girl, who suddenly turned into sleeping beauty. Her life is tethered to one of her best friend's. As long as her best friend lives, she sleeps. Oh, and she took the cure for vampirism and became human before that. My grand plan was to join her in this humanity - which I don't think would work - and then spend a normal life with her.

Yeah, the hits just keep right on coming. Over and over and over.

End Rant.

At least school is out for summer.