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Someone just tried to car jack me. I broke his wrists.

Detective Roivas of the Anaheim PD would like to say to the asshole who torched a whole store in the Disneyland Park, I would love to congratulate you in person for being the biggest douchebag and maybe get a picture and an autograph of your fingerprints.

Come on, really? Who does that?

I've been invited to take part in another art show at the end of the month. This'll be the second show I've been in, which is exciting. Getting my art seen and selling some of it makes me feel like a real artist, not that I didn't feel that way before, but knowing that my stuff is hanging in someone's house or office or whatever, it's really exciting. So that means I'll be going through the pieces I have and doing some that I've been meaning to do for the next few days.

Okay Mr. Bad Guys! I'm really sorry that I broke one of your noses and hurt your man parts, but you kind of had it coming! I didn't even have anything on me but a yoga mat, which makes you look kind of silly.

What is with Orange County lately? Stolen cars, stolen cows, muggings... you seriously need some aura cleansing or something, your chi is way out of whack.

You'd think the police would be more competent.