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Orange County's gone mad. I know I can help, but the uppers have decided that I should be benched. Probably because I came to them with the news, and they want me on a desk now and for the foreseeable future. I couldn't persuade them otherwise. Apparently, I'm a liability. They're not letting me do any field work with my coworkers, either. Conflict of Interest.

So, I'm sorry that I'm not out there being helpful. Pregnant women are supposed to push papers, I guess.

Just finished stitching up about a dozen guys--two sides of a knife fight. No one brought a gun. I think they're all gonna live. That was about ten hours of my life I could have back, thanks. Going home to sleep for a day or two.

What is a man to do when two rival singers want to host parties on the same night and both want me to plan them? Do I go with the one with better style or do I go with the one with more twitter followers? They're both offering to pay more than the other, so I've got quite the dilemma. I would call Sarah, but it's too late in the UK, so until I can, I'll just sit back and wait and see if this turns into a cat fight. Maybe they'll start a twitter war. Now wouldn't that be amusing. And considering the way things seem to be right now, that wouldn't be too much of a stretch.

I should probably introduce myself. I'm Felix Dawkins, owner of Fee's Events in Irvine. If anyone needs a party planner, look no further.

Alright so these dreams...they aren't just dreams, are they?

I don't know what's creepier, that I dreamed about being tied up, or that I kind of liked it. Well I didn' t actually like it because my captors are the most useless, stupid ... dimwit squad I have ever had the pleasure of encountering.

If I try to analyze that dream I'm drawn to some conclusions I'm not too happy about. Being tied up sometimes means you're letting your heart guide you against your better judgement and fuck why is that accurate


Blocked from Laura H


I can't believe I'm going to ask this, but are there any vampires on the network?

If, hypothetically, one were a vampire, where would one get food supplies?

I'm enjoying my winter break far too much and I do not want it to end!! On the up side I went and spoiled myself at the spa! Mani/pedi, facial and massage! In heaven!

I was going to go to Oxford in my Dreams. God, I should just-

Anyone else give up on their New Year's Resolutions already? I only half-heartedly made one, and I think I'm about ready to give up on it.

So I was in class this morning, and someone threw a rock through the window of the classroom next door to mine. I was right next to the windows, too, so I heard the CRASH as if it was just like, next to my head instead of twenty feet away, or however far it was. Talk about crazy! I don't like it when people are going nuts, you know? I wish I could sleep, but I'm still so wired--even twelve hours later I'm still antsy about the whole thing. Not sitting next to the window anymore on campus in my classes. I don't want a rock to hit me in the head if I'm too close to the side. I hope no one was hurt. I glanced in there on my way to the bathroom, and there was shattered glass all over the floor. Some people just have no respect, you know? I don't understand wanting to break something simply because you can.

I have been up for - I lost count. What is it with all the shit going on outside. I have taken in as many as I can and the hits just keep on coming, and there is so much petty bullshit. Looting, theft, car damage, break ins. I am so done with these people.

My blood has to be running pure caffeine, and if I sit down, I'm going to crash, so I'm trying not to.

The last guy I took down pretty hard. I don't care as much as I should about that.

Someone stole my cello. Who does that?!