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At Christmas dinner my mother announced that they're moving in two days. Not out of the state or anything. Still I can't imagine them not living there anymore. I'm going to help her go through the storage room and see if there's anything she wants to donate. See if there's anything I want to keep.

The last few days have been very strange. I'd say, stranger than snow in California. Although, I'm not sure which was stranger, actually going to Narnia, even if we were the only ones there, and our cat becoming a lion who shares the same name or dreaming about meeting Father Christmas who gave me a sword then waking up this morning to find said sword under the tree. As I said, very strange last couple of days.

On a more normal note, we Skyped with my parents this morning and told them that Caspian and I are engaged. My mother immediately asked if we had set a date yet. I suppose that's something we should start doing.

Holidays are over and the little wife and I are off to Big Bear for a few days in a nice, secluded cabin. Then it's time for the New Year. How are we ringing it in?

Not even naps are sacred. I suppose I've earned my medicine when it comes to being tortured, though. Neal, your fiance was a total peach, by the way. Wished my Queen half would have pulled her spine out and fed it to her.

Now it's Neverland with the Royal Family, Captain Guyliner, and Reptile Face. Because my dreams couldn't get more like a bad Disney movie. Just let me slaughter everyone on that goddamn island so I can save my son and be done with all this.

On another note, anyone with inflatable Christmas decor on their yard should be ashamed of themselves. Get out. What on Earth were you thinking that you thought it was a good idea? Can we please move on from the tacky holiday decorations and at least try and make an effort to make things look nice for once.