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Shit! That fucking hurt. Just woke up to a super horrible pain in my chest, right where Damon drove a stake through it in my dream. Now, I've known for awhile that Damon killed me in my dreams, because the asshole told me to spite me because he told me, but actually dreaming it was something completely different. For the record, it was an incredibly big asshole move. I come to visit Stefan for his birthday, like I did every year and Damon goes and sets me up and then kills me to save his ass. Real nice.

It's weird though cause I'm still human here. I would have thought that, that'd be the last dream and then I'd change, but I'm still me. Weird.

Other people's calendars have things like birthdays, or vacations. Or deadlines, or other such very important information.

The calendar at our house has two things:

1. Catholic holidays
2. Food related days

Cheesecake Day was a great success.

We don't speak of Tequila Day.

(This Sunday is S'mores Day, everyone ought to celebrate.)

I've gotten stupidly addicted to candy crush and other dumb games. I never saw the point before, but since I've been waking up at random early hours of the night now I see their merit. Things I can fiddle with without constantly waking Athos.

My daughter was rescued by a knight in shining armor at the McDonald's Play Place. At least, that's her story. She won't stop telling it over and over again. I wanted to extend another thank-you to the man who came to my aid. It's nice to be reminded that not everyone in the world is a pervert or a child abductor, especially when one is as paranoid as I am.

Well, I'm going to explore all my options while we're waiting for a next fight, they said it might be a few more months, so, only so many hours can be devoted to training. I agreed to another photoshoot. I do hope it'll be as fun as the last.

Alucard
Dear, I had a dream again.

And stumbled across something that the OC saw fit to deliver...

It's always a good feeling when I wake up, look in the mirror, and see myself still human attractive.

A real good feeling, actually.

Christina has a really high fever. I'm taking her to her pediatritian's office.

I'm freaking out just a little.

Someone say something nice to calm me down? Please?

I have a rare evening off, and I'm considering taking my girlfriend to a movie. Recommendations?

You know, watching Sharknado might be the dumbest thing ever, but let's face it: out of any other location in the entire damn world, we'd be the ones getting hit with something ridiculous like that.

Then it gave me an urge to go to Home Depot and buy this baby:



I'm ready to dive into a shark and cut him open from the inside. Are you?

Anyone in need of a gymnastics tutor? I have credentials. And is anyone looking for a roommate?