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I didn't want to leave the poor little thing at home all day, so I've started taking Chas to work with me.

Apparently, having a small white fluffy dog under my desk makes me incredibly popular, therefore making it difficult to get work done. Not that Chas is a distraction, but the people who keep wanting to play with him are.

But they have to play with him at my desk, since I don't want to risk losing him.

The trials and tribulations of office life I suppose.

Now I really wish these dreams would stop. I survived trying to become a vampire, because apparently Anna's blood healed me of the pills that I took. The ring that showed up after my last dream was apparently given to me by my uncle before he left town. He said it was a family heirloom, but what it really is, is a magic ring that will protect me from being killed by anything supernatural. Wanna know how I found this out? Damon broke my neck. Damon was talking to Elena, I came in and he snapped my neck. Later on, Stefan gave me some vervain, which I guess is supposed to be toxic to vampires or something, and told me how to kill a vampire then the high school was having a carnival and Damon was there. I threatened to expose him and he threatened to kill me again. Yeah, real stand up guy my sister has there. Afterwards, I tried to get Damon to drink the vervain in his water so I could stake him, but I stopped him and for some bizarre reason he started talking about our fathers.

Seriously, these dreams are getting more and more screwed up. I think I'm gonna start wearing that ring though, just in case. I'm gonna play some video games until I fall back to sleep.

I can't believe we're already half way through January, listeners. Time really does fly, doesn't it!

If you believe in time as a structured concept, anyway.

Apparently, dear listeners, there's been some confusion lately in Orange County. People are acting very out of character, according to the posts I've been reading through. Sometimes they don't even look like who they claim to be at all!

I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm certain things will work themselves out eventually. They always seem to, around here.

I know you all have missed me terribly, but I've had a very good reason for being away.

For some reason only known to whatever deity may exist, my beloved Gazlene decided that I'd make an acceptable husband, and we've been in France in matrimonial bliss. I suspect she married me for my good looks.

Aisha has taken quite well to her, which is all I need really. If my cat approves of my new wife, I'm a happy man.

An informal poll.

What is your favorite music genre?

So the Enterprise locked me out

I have an idea for an adventure, complete with debauchery. Anyone interested?

I've officially resigned from Interpolmy employer. I've been given another opportunity. A much better one.

Is there a difference between a bribe and a 'I really really want to show my appreciation for not leaving my crazy arse' present?

Days like today remind me why I avoid the news.

( Triggers: Death mentioned, terrorist attacks referenced, but public not filtered )