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Listen, I'm from New York. We get epic snowstorms, heatwaves, hurricanes, and crazy ass rainstorms.

But earthquakes? Yeah me and earthquakes don't mix.


Almost want to apologize to the neighbors for all the swearing.

I think all that Egg Nog made me put on some weight. And it's not even Thanksgiving yet!

Looks like I'll be hitting the company gym a bit more. Gotta keep this fine physique in some decent shape to help fight the gamer stereotype.

I was jostled out of bed early this morning to discover my most of the glassware, mugs and dishes cracked and scattered about the kitchen, and now I can't seem to coax the dog from the main bath's bathtub to take my shower, but otherwise no lasting damage.

So a big thank you to Orange County for granting me the perfect start to another working day. How did everyone else make out?

A little bird got into the lab today.

With everything that's going on, daddy's gone into complete Mother Hen mode. That means no wandering too far, no doing anything fun, I'm not even allowed to go to school right now. It feels like all I've doing is reading, napping, and watching TV.

Oh! But I started having the most amazing dreams! I think like the ones lots of people on here talk about? I dreamed that my family and I were all mermaids, and we lived in this beautiful kingdom under the sea called Atlantica (like daddy's conservation group!). The only downside of it was that music was banished from the kingdom and we weren't allowed to have any fun. Ever.

I am finding I want to know how all these damn dreams end instead of just dreaming over and over again of the same helpless garbage. I swear even when I am awake the phrase, "May the odds be ever in your favor" is haunting me. It's like every where.

Sometimes you just know how the story ends, you know? Like it's no big secret and it's like why bother with the in between. Whether it's a book or dreams or just your life.

Putain de merde et crise cardiaque. We don't have no fuckin' earthquakes in Louisiana.

There's an American holiday coming up isn't there? Fantastic! Brilliant! Bring it on then! I'm interested!

Also...!
Martha Jones It was a PLEASURE to finally meet you.

To stay on topic with current events, here are some facts about earthquakes.

Did you know there are also earthquakes on the moon, and they're called moonquakes?

Okay. Who's having a Thanksgiving thing? I need to know where the parties are so I have crashing options.

Winchesters?
Anyone?
Bueller?


The perks of me crashing your Thanksgiving dinner are as follows:
1) I am actually a fabulous chef, and will help if needed.
2) I will bring dessert.
2a) Don't fuck around with 2. I make the best desserts.
3) My sparkling personality goes well with others AND fine wines.

In my dreams, I'm stuck in e-space. I'm not even sure I really get what it is, though dream!me knew full well.

Stuck in some pocket dimension with no way home. It's not very exciting. I can't help but think something awful is going to happen in my dreams. Curious.

I'm a married man now!

The earth is shaking and I'm dreaming of being a pirate. Sort of. Dreaming of dreaming of being a pirate.

I knew I moved to the OC for a reason. This place isn't ever dull, is it?

My house hasn't smelled this clean since I moved in. I'm so excited! Just in time for Thanksgiving, too.

Oh, I can't wait to decorate for Christmas. We're going to have SO much fun this year. I'm already eying trees every time we go grocery shopping. I'm so excited to be spending my first Christmas at home with all my family!

... okay, does the paparazzi ever get a week off from work? Come on now, I was doing Christmas shopping, how is that interesting to anyone? I get paid to prance around in skimpy clothes - how does this make me important? Plus, I was wearing jeans and a hockey jersey. Sexy to about no one. Arse off.

Vel, stop laughing.