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Woke up on the floor this morning. Was there an earthquake? Further proof that I can sleep through pretty much anything.

I'm not sure I'll get used to the ground rocking beneath my feet.

The USGS is kind of freaking out about these earthquakes. Apparently they don't match typical patterns or whatever. I'm not actually sure what the big deal is, myself, but Alex is really excited about it. Ah, the joys of marrying someone who specialized in a science you never studied.

At least now I know how he feels when I go on and on about plants.

So... I thought maybe Lara had just gotten so very good at sex that she was literally making the earth move, which you know would have been super awesome.

But it's shaking when we're not even doing anything, too, so unless she's off flying solo and I don't know about it, are we having earthquakes or something? I am so not on board with earthquakes. Someone tell the fault lines to behave!

5 hours until I can see the results of the BAR exam on the website.

I AM NOT GETTING ANY WORK DONE AT ALL TODAY (Sorry Sam and Percy). I'm a nervous wreck.

All these earthquakes... I've got a bad feeling about this.

I could live in California for years and still never get used to these earthquakes.

I turned on the television today, and I see young ladies dressed inappropriately, shaking their rear ends and flaunting their flesh. The human body is beautiful, but such acts...cheapen it.

I consider it a symptom of terrible ungodliness.

[posted later in the evening]
i passed the bar exam!!!

anakin took me out bto oa fancy dinnjer tonight and i had quite a bit qof champagne. it wafs so sweet obf him because yi am so xhappy taht i'm an actual lawyer now. si am sro hapyp and relieved that i may have ecird when i read my name non the pass list.

Oh.
My.
God.

I am getting married tomorrow. We are in Tahoe right now and it's beautiful around here. Everything is coming together and I think we'll be able to pull this off without a hitch. I cannot wait to be Mrs Rebekah Salvatore. I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep at all - too many butterflies in my stomach.

I should have known that my restlessness as of late would lead to this (no, not earthquakes). I suppose I was curious to see what happens next, but I was getting used to no dreams. As always, Odin's idea of mercy is the worst punishment. At least I look good in chains.

That said, I'm acquiring quite the Asgardian wardrobe.