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So, are there any ladies out there that would be interested in joining a roller derby team?

Yes, because of all the possible things that could have physically manifested from my dreams, a fast food uniform is exactly what I needed. Completely useful, thank you. Really.

Yes, mall, keep playing Christmas carols. I might just happen to summon imps in all of your stores. You know. Accidentally.

I swear, it's like eventually they're going to just try to move the day of the holiday until we have some weird Hallowanksgivemaskuahnzayear.