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So wait, you guys live here, and you're throwing Halloween parties? I'm going to hide in a basement with a week's worth of canned food and a can opener. Unless any of you know where there's an unused, well-kept bomb shelter. That'd work too.

Ray, you can come. I guess. We'll have to repopulate the world or something.

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Firstly, Uncle John, avert your eyes.

Secondly, to all the lads I've ever shagged, especially the one that just left my flat:

In the slightly anglicized version of Louis C.K.'s most recent special: If I try to "cuddle" after shagging, it's not because I'm needy. It's because I'm bloody gagging for it! You think it's needy because you've done your business, et cetera, but I have gotten bugger all out of this experience!

It's like the man says. Trust me, when you shag me good and proper? I'll leave you alone.

Oh, just watch the clip. It's all true.

I think I should admit I've never celebrated Halloween before. Not really a thing in France but I might this year if I can find something to dress as.

Working with a company that actually respects me and my work, and even having time to work on my own projects, is nice. Seems like I loved it so much I sort of turned out everything for awhile. Sorry, all! Its been a good month so far, and I am definitely not complaining.

My therapist was shocked I hadn't done much other than be with my fiance and work, though, and told me I need to get out more, so... ah, hello, all, again! Name's Zach Jupiter.

My hair is now apparently fabulous.

I believe that last night has heralded my entry into the so called Dreamer's club. At first it was very charming, actually - I dreamt of my own birth into a wealthy family, in what I think in English is called Renaissance times. Leonardo da Vinci was a friend of my dear mother's. I even had two brothers and a sister, as I do here.

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I am not too proud to say I was terrified as I awoke.

Okay, where can I find some pumpkins? There's still over a week till Halloween and every place I've gone has none left. Lian wants to carve pumpkins this weekend, which I'm all for, but can't find any.