Secondly, to all the lads I've ever shagged, especially the one that just left my flat:
In the slightly anglicized version of Louis C.K.'s most recent special: If I try to "cuddle" after shagging, it's not because I'm needy. It's because I'm bloody gagging for it! You think it's needy because you've done your business, et cetera, but I have gotten bugger all out of this experience!
It's like the man says. Trust me, when you shag me good and proper? I'll leave you alone.