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Provided money was no issue, relatively speaking, and you wanted to plan an amazing surprise honeymoon, where would you consider going? I've got a pretty big chunk left over from a study I was part of last year, and I'm not sure where to start with thinking of these things. I'd considered Spain, but my fiance is FROM Spain, so would somewhere else be better? I'd ask or hint but...it might wreck the surprise aspect.

Any ideas, Valarnet?

Shooting the boss's daughter? Probably not the best way to get a promotion.

Wait. Does it count if she wasn't technically my boss?

I need to go car shopping! This getting up two hours earlier in order to catch the bus doesn't agree with me. Anyone have any suggestions for a car that is kinda environment friendly and good on gas?

I swear there are Gremlins in my house! You know those fuzzy demonic fur-balls? I guess my neighbors cat fits that description too... Anyhow, my toolbox magically moved from one place to another. No I didn't move it and forget because I always leave it in the same place. Today already is going to be a very Monday feeling Tuesday.

It is... strange how quickly my dreams seem to progress. That metal dog was so... unusual. So unlike anything I'd seen before.

Man. That Discord guy.

Really, really wish we could've done something better than turning him into a statue.

Rapid fire. Had another one last night, too. Bizarre. This time I was in the TARDIS by myself. The Doctor was on the earth, sharing a flat with someone... Being in the TARDIS by myself was certainly an experience, that's for sure. She wouldn't land--couldn't land... not sure.

Anyway, strange that I got two in a row after not having any dreams for a while.

So, this Grand Galloping Gala... it's a cool gig, right? Who's with me?

Still bummed about the Superbowl.

Okay, so I know the Inquisitorial Squad were douchebags, but seriously. I spent some time in the hospital wing in my dream last night. From antlers. I grew antlers. Because of one of the Weasley Twins. Not sure which, I can't ever tell those two apart.

Ugh, the Hospital Wing smells like ass. I woke up tasting it this morning. Wtf.

So I heard from a student, from his friend, from her friend, that has a friend that goes to this thing that you guys know the famous pianist Tenoh?

I WOULD GREATLY LIKE TO TALK TO HIS PERSON!

The City of Orange is proud to present the first annual Wine Walk through the downtown shopping district. Many of the storefronts will have sales, but I'm sure the main attraction will be the vintages.

Hope to see you there.

Sometimes I think the legal world is singlehandedly deforesting the planet.

Depositions need to move to electronic documents sometime in the next decade if we want trees to exist past it.

So I started playing Minecraft yesterday; I'm not a huge video game guy, but one of the kids told me to give it a shot and that it was really fun. So I did.

It's rather addictive; I mean there's not a lot going on, but the game seems pretty fantastic. I already built a house and a tower through the center of that house, you know, because I want to feel like some bad ass.

But then I got bored, so probably not a video game guy still.

Anyway, I went on a date last night. I thought it was weird to go on a Monday night, but you know, things happen. She was really nice, but I don't think it's going to work out. Just never really clicked.

All of that being said, definitely looking for something to do if anyone's offering.

Apparently I go by Spider-Woman. In my dreams, I mean. That's a ripoff.

Also, anyone around here named Doctor Strange? That guy needs a better name.

So, uh, does anyone else have Norse dreams? Like, that they're ... in Norse mythology? It's kind of tripping me out.

I met William Shakespeare! In my dream last night. I met William Shakespeare and he wrote Dark Lady about me! The Doctor and I went to Elizabethan London and helped save Shakespeare and the world from witches called Carrionites who were trying to break their species out of eternal imprisonment. We went to the Globe Theater and saw Love's Labours Lost, which was amazing. I've always wondered what it was like to be there and now I sort of do. Queen Elizabeth showed up before we left and apparently The Doctor did something to offend her, because she wanted him arrested. Suffice to say, we can out of there pretty quickly after that.

First the moon and now Elizabethan London. I can only image where we wind up in my next dream.

HELP WANTED:
Persons with knowledge of construction, plumbing, electrical work, dry cleaning and other relevant skills. Call [xxx-xxx-xxxx] or leave a message here.

IN ADDITION:
Interviews will be conducted for those with theatre experience in any area: actors, singers, dancers, technicians, choreographers, script writers, and theatre staff. Please use the contact information above and have a résumé or audition prepared.

Starting immediately, renovations will begin on the historical theatre [address here]. I encourage any general inquiry or suggestions from the public. I've only just arrived in the state, and I am eager to make the theatre a living part of the community. Opening day (and a proper new name) will be settled once work is underway.

Rest assured, any rumours of ghost in the old theatre are merely that: rumours. I've seen reports of strange occurrences in other locations, but such a thing is not acceptable in my theatre. An old theatre has a spirit of its own, but I assure you this is figurative.


Please address all professional inquiry to La Corporation de Chagny.