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I made way too much bacon. It's like I get happy at BACONSMELL YAY and just decide that the house needs to smell like delicious meatfoods.

Anybody want some baconmaple cookies when I'm done making them? I could make some chocolate covered piggytreats if someone asks nice.

I think I've met the woman of my dreams... in my dream.


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As ridiculous as this may sound, have you ever dreamed you were attending a school for magic?

Looking for some birthday ideas for Roy. He'll be twenty really soon. He's probably gonna be on probation by then, if the plea deal goes through, which means I can't take him drinking like I'd been planning, and I don't know that he's up to parties this year as it is, but gift ideas and suggestions of stuff to do would be totally welcome. I kind of wasn't around for the last two birthdays either, so I want this to be one of those nice, reaffirming, sorry-I-was-a-dick things too. He's been having a really, REALLY bad year, so I want to do something that's just nice and doesn't focus on his missing arm, his dreams about being a clone, or anything else he's had to lose.

Thoughts?

I know that there are quite a few people out there that are phone-savvy and enjoy playing games on them.

I have to express my deepest sadness that I have run out of Angry Birds to play. I have played all of the Angry Birds, now, even the ones in space, though I still am wondering how those pigs managed to get those eggs into space to begin with.

They do not seem very bright, you see. I am certain they would have broken all of the eggs on the way, and then the birds would have been quite saddened by this.

I am wondering if any of you could recommend a game for me to try next, that is as enjoyable as Angry Birds has been?

Bit of an introduction is needed, I suppose. Greg Lestrade, at your service. Don't suppose there's any decent pubs around here?

Oh wait. Right, States. Taverns?

I believe I require your services.