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So things are always this dramatic on here, huh? Therapists must be making a killing. I mean, this place makes the Real Housewives look fucking sensible.

I dreamed a full year in my sleep last night. I woke up this morning so incredibly groggy. I'm glad I'm not eleven years old, though. Even if someone paid me, I wouldn't want to go back and re-live those days.

I know a bit more about my dream world now, though. All the lessons and whatnot. I'm not afraid of my wand anymore.

Let's file all of that away in the "things I never thought I'd say" folder.

Hey, Rainbow Dash? Your friend Griffon is a doucebag. Just sayin'.

Glad that's taken care of. Pinkie's so much cooler than she is.

Halloween is next week, well parties start this weekend, and I have not a clue what to wear. At all. Someone wants to help me and give me ideas. Nothing too scary! Zombies filled my quota for scary for the year.

And then shit decided to get real.

I woke up because the dog was nosing me like she's been trained in case there's some kind of emergency in the house, or in case I'm having some kind of fucked up PTSD nightmare again. I don't think my shrink counted on the nightmares being from alternate reality Clint's life. Christ, and I thought Reality Clint had a kind of crappy childhood. Least that Clint GOT the childhood, and wasn't being beaten and left for dead by his mentor, who he totally trusted, who in my dream kind of reminded me of my high school gym teacher. ...The fuck?

At least the dream after those, while confusing, was nice enough, considering. But seriously? Mind fuck? Oh you bet there was a mindfuck at first.

Hey, if we're getting stuff from these dreams back, you think that I can get my hearing?

Tasha Lock:

So Tash. We've met now. I thought I ought to let you know.

Eowyn Lock:

There are monsters in my head. Can I sleep with you?

No, I do not wear eyeliner. I just have very thick eyelashes.

So who's dressing as what for the big day? (My Birthday) Lovegood, your costume is done, by the bye.

No giraffes this time, by the way. That thing tried to eat half my ceiling last time.

HEY VALARNET!

Anybody want to start a gaming group with me? D&D is preferable, and I'll do 3.0 or below (CURSE YOU 3.5 YOU SUCK). I guueeeess I could be persuaded to play WoD, but I'd rather not because it's silly. BYOD!

Let me know here! I'm so excited, I still have my DMG and all of my sourcebooks and eee!

Okay, I'm tired of this whole 'Halloween' thing. Can we be done now?

So I've managed to cook for my boyfriend twice now and he's still alive (and even enjoyed it I think), I've got a steady stream of jobs for the next month and, thanks to some amazing help, have found, Remus and I, Halloween costumes (if he likes them of course).

These are all good things, so why do I feel like impending doom is round the corner?

An official statement has already gone out through the company, but to remove any doubts:

Barbara Gordon was not involved in the murders of my parents, Thomas and Martha Wayne. I have no suspicions of her involvement, and she has not been asked to leave the board of Wayne Enterprises. There is freedom of the press and then there is defamation of character. I'm no lawyer, but I can say that none of Ms. Skeeter's claims about Ms. Gordon are true.

As the trial is ongoing, I will not be commenting further.

Zev, sweetie, I had a such a fabulous time during our hot date and stuff. BUT? Hi. I think when we were in the restroom, I probably shoved my panties in your back pocket since I didn't want to fling them around in the coffeehouse potty room and I need them back now. They're not exactly cheap.

I wasn't sure how to get a hold of you since we didn't exactly exchange numbers as much as we exchanged kinky things. And then ran like hell in the opposite direction because REASONS. =D OK SO IF YOU WANT THEN YOU CAN MAIL THEM BACK TO ME ASAP THNX. ♥

Edit: OMG I GUESS WE'RE SUCH PERVS OK? Some people should avert their eyes before they burn if they're easily offended. SRS FACE YOU GUYS. I already had to block some principal person or something!

Okay lovely people on the internet I want to know which of these costumes you prefer this one or this one

Or you know feel free to suggest one of your own ;)

Can you call it 'dating' if you haven't gone on an actual date?

Urdnot Wrex, this is my very public way of telling you to take me out.