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The bad part about inviting a guy back to your place is all the cleaning and scrubbing you have to do afterwards.

My entire apartment smells like 409 now, thank goodness it's almost lemony fresh.

I might have time to do a round of gun cleaning before meeting up with someone to watch hockey tonight.

Any other gun enthusiasts out there? You wouldn't believe the work it took to get my collection over here in one piece.

YOU might be that person!

Do you like cats? Do you like Newport Beach?

More importantly, do you like MONEY?

Feanor is old and tired and hates driving his car. It's bad when he drives his car, he wishes his car was a horse, but his car doesn't listen when he talks, and the wheel doesn't work at all like he imagines reigns on a horse would. Also, you can't ride on top of a car, it just doesn't work like that. Feanor was sad when he learned that.

Maybe Feanor should design a car that works like a horse!

Maybe Feanor should stop talking about himself in the third person.

So... right! I need a person. This person would do things like buy my groceries for me, pick up dry cleaning and gyros and other things like this sort of thing. It's errand running, but you get to also stick around if you want, as long as you don't mind cats. The cats are staying and you have to deal with them.

It would be an extra plus if this person knew how to reheat gyros that are frozen, and knew how to play World of Warcraft, because sometimes I just really need someone to cut gems for me while I'm cutting gems in that other game.

The pay is good, because even Feanor knows that Feanor is hard to put up with.

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A Good Investment: Wet Ones, or any brand of effective sanitary wipe. My favorite use is to thoroughly wipe the library keyboard before use. A lot of weirdos come here to use these things.

But the weirdo before me was using this site. I poked around it for a while. A lot of you are very strange. I felt right at home.

I met a man named Frodo yesterday. A very friendly sort, once you get him warmed up. I haven't had that much fun with a board since...well ever!

Its always more fun when you're helping someone else. If you're out there, Mr. Frodo, I had a great time and you have some awesome moves!

So, it turns out that libraries will ban you if they think that you smell bad enough. I got banned until I got new jeans and had to switch shampoo and soap brands, and all the swelling from the face gash incident managed to go away a little.

No internet or anything. The longest four days of my life, you guys.

...I miss anything good while I was gone?

So in case anyone was curious, in the end the dress I chose for the release was this one. There were others I liked a little better but they were over a thousand dollars and, um, no.

That is going to be the worst day of my life. Getting fully turned over to a team of stylists. Next I'll be worrying about my Roseland Ballroom tour dates or something.

It absolutely breaks my heart when I come across a paper where the name of the course is spelled "Anthopologie 101".

And at that point, I generally take a break from grading.