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I don't know what this is.

I don't know what it's for. I don't know what to do with it.

All I know is that everyone and their mother's got one, so now I've got one too. It feels wonderful to have my finger on the pulse of technology. I am a changed man.

I remember when phones had cables...

Well this place is just getting to be a bit of a hassle. The anger is just palpable and putting me on edge anytime I go out, might end up punching the next person that gets in my faces trying to start some damned argument.

Is it still illegal to shoot someone if it's in defense of my sanity? Whatever, I don't know why so many panties are in a bunch. I've done my due-diligence in making sure my life is still as fit as ever, my mind too. I suggest whiskey, cigars, and not giving a shit as a remedy.

Anyone know where to get a good pot of tea? Preferably somewhere around UC: Irvine.

I love Amazon packages in the mail. I just got a couple of card games I've really been looking forward to playing. I'm thinking it's time for a game night! Or, Game late afternoon at Stark?

Anyone want to play Gloom and Love Letter with me?

There are pumpkin spice Peeps, you guys.

WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK.

Peeps are a seasonal food. They're Easter food. Nobody has ever said "you know what I think of when I think of Fall? Peeps!". EVER. And nobody's gonna. Yes, pumpkin spice is good, but real pumpkin spice is good. Pumpkin pie? Delicious. I'll even allow those Starbucks coffee thingers with pumpkin spice. But you know pumpkin spice Peeps will just taste like every other Peep BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SUGAR MARSHMALLOWS.

STOP IT PEEPS.

Oookay. Let's say in your dreams you've been investigating someone who you suspect is involved with drug trafficking, slave trading, serial killing, and a whole slew of other crimes as long as my arm for over a year now.

On a scale of one to ten, how weird is it if you let him take you to the ballet?

And is it more or less weird than letting your six year old brother live in the petshop with him?

...I'm asking for a friend.

Why does this make so much goddamn sense to me? I actually think I'm losing it.

Good evening, everyone.

An employee of mine has mentioned this network a few times and I was curious to see it for myself. I've spent the past afternoon reading. It's been very interesting.

My name is Robin, its a pleasure to "meet" you all, although, a few of you seem a little familiar.