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Well I think I had one of those dreams. It was quite harrowing.

I think I'm coming down with a cold, and I know exactly where I got it from.

I was in a book store the other day, and the cashiers were changing out. End of one shift, beginning of another, you know. The new lady commented on how hot it was in the store, and the man said he didn't want it too cool because he was getting over a bug.

The lady, being smart, asked if he kept any hand sanitizer around. He said there was probably some under the counter but he never used it, and then went on his merry way.

Honestly! I let the lady borrow mine, and she took a bottle of lysol and some paper towels to the whole counter, thank god.

Do people not think anymore?

Well well, what have we here? A social networking site? How truly novel! I suppose tis an appropriate method of communication at times.

I am Morrigan, lest I forget my manners before continuing further, and I am an herbalist. I care little for much interaction with others outside of my work, though it would seem this place is lovely for when I do not wish to physically be around others.

That should suffice for an introduction.

Everyone's going on about being older or younger and I'm dreaming about being a viking. This place is all sorts of fucked up, isn't it?

People claiming to be different ages than they normally are.... Is this some kind of elaborate April Fool's trick?

I come back from a vacation overseas and everything has gone to hell it seems. It would be rather appropriate falling on the first of April though, wouldn't it?

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I do hope you're doing alright and haven't regressed too much in age. Though one usually wishes they were youthful again, don't they?

What would happen if we went without pumpkin for a year? Everything is pumpkin... I don't want pumpkin coffee. I want just regular coffee. What is the draw of pumpkin can someone tell me?

My name is Aang. I am a human leaf-blower.

I do believe I have managed to find myself a nice little winning streak here. New flat, new job, fresh start and no obscenely annoying neighbors yet. I suppose it's a start at least. Also quite excited about next month's approach. Oktoberfest and Halloween, double money maker at the bar for sure.

I'm still trying to get my baring around town though. Can anyone suggest a decent farmer's market in the area? Do they even have farmer's markets here?