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Normally I would hate party crashers but how could anyone be mad about these guys invading their backyard birthday party?

Pretend there's pictures of a small group of ewoks in Alice's backyard poking at things and eating handfuls of birthday cake

Ewoks can feel free to crash my birthday every year if they want. Although they did seem a little confused by the custom cake Mina got me Pretend there's a picture of a lifesize ewok cake.

I think I dreamed up an entire alternate life for myself last night.

On the space ship, which is apparently called The Ark, and is actually a space station made up of 12 space stations that joined together in an event called Unity Day.

And I just have one thing to say. What in the fresh hell?

Alcohol juice boxes are a thing....There is this style and there's also This kind and an entire internet full of instructions on how to infuse your Capri suns with alcohol...And I'm bored so guess who bought Capri suns?

So.... the last round of dreams were great, so of course this set has to be horrible -_-

We finished looking at the lanterns, made it back to shore, and suddenly Eugene was gone. Instead were two giant men saying Eugene sailed off without me once he got the satchel I gave him back and they were going to take me for my powers, cue a lovely sight of Eugene sailing off.

My mother showed up and rescued me and dragged me back to the tower. I continued to be gaslight by her until I realized that I am the lost princess! I finally grew a backbone and grew angry with her when I realized that she had kidnapped me and was just using me for my power. Of course she won't let me leave and suddenly I'm gagged and chained to the wall.

After this somehow Eugene made it back to me and climbed in through the window of the tower and as I tried to warn him somehow she appeared behind him and stabbed him.

Yeah... that's how my dreams ended... I have never wanted to go back to sleep more than right now because that was the worst cliffhanger ever. I mean I kind of saw the princess thing coming, but goodness the emotionally abusive relationship with my "mother" in these dreams is insane.

Important question!

Top five ways to celebrate your birthday.

In the spirit of sharing my dreams, last night I dreamed about a space ship. My parents were farmers, growing crops in space, to feed everyone on the ship. I was a kid, and I feel like I lived for years on that ship, running around the gardens and stuff.

If it's supposed to be one of the dreams you all go on about, it was pretty anticlimactic. Seriously. We grew crops, we ate the crops. Nothing special. We just happened to be in space, floating out there. There was a huge bay window that sometimes we could see earth out in the distance.

I've never been interested in space, so that part of it is just weird.

My first day here and I bugged my sister to do all the things. We ate at this cafe, Izzy’s. It didn’t take much persuasion to hit the beach or get ice cream and all kinds of junk food. I’ve gotta figure out what sights we should see tomorrow. Any suggestions?

Oh and heyyyy. I’m CJ.