Network

Right. So. I finally got over that whole 'parents will embarrass the absolute crap out of me' bit and got on this network. Let's get this all out of the way. Hi, I'm Harry Potter, and anything James or Lily Potter say is likely a lie, or at least a gross exaggeration.

Any pictures are also most certainly photoshopped. Mom's very good at it, trust me.

I don't know about you guys, but I had a FANTASTIC night last night.

Happy Friday.

I had another one of those crazy dreams last night. I kinda love it--it's like living a second life--but I kinda hate it. I mean, it's got me all distracted from everything I do on a normal day. I couldn't pay attention in class because I was thinking about being on that train, headed to school. Headed to some magic school where I've wanted to go my whole life. The excitement, the nerves, it was a trip. A real trip.

And I ended up sitting on the train with Draco but he wasn't my brother, which made it even more amazing.

I bought a Ducati Diavel today. A pre-op gift to myself. We'll call it insurance, an incentive to recover quickly and healthily so I can get out on the road and ride her again.

She's a real, fit machine, I must brag. 162hp at 9500rpm. That's a lot of power between your legs and I'm happy to report that I enjoyed every mile of it coming back from the dealership in Sacramento. I'm paying for the joy ride now, though, with my shoulder. But it was still worth it. I just... I don't know, needed a last thrill I suppose before they strap me down and slice me open.

Best ten hours I've spent in America without question. Highly recommended to any gear-heads reading.

I guess Taylor Swift and her boyfriend broke up. Honestly, who cares about that sort of thing? A couple of girls in line in front of me at the bookstore on campus were talking about it as if they actually knew these people.

Five more days!!! Oh my gosh, I am so excited for everyone to hear my new album! I can't wait and I already know what it sounds like!

[Bellatrix]
I took care of your little Skeeter problem. I would also like for you to meet someone. He's my booking agent. He's 38, tall, handsome, fit and has a sense of humor. You know, all of that good stuff.

Well since my twin sister has introduced herself to the world, in her own unique way, I guess I'd better do the same.

I'm Draco Malfoy and I'm sure I'll get to know you all pretty soon, some probably more than I want to.

Yes, I'm Pansy Malfoy, and yes, my mum is Narcissa Malfoy. Let's just get that out of the way right off the bat.