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The Cinnamon Toast Crunch possible shrimp tails contamination has ruined me. The guy who found the shrimp tails hasn't posted since it first happened, so there's been no closure on if it's real or not.

But I totally realized I had an extra bag of CTC in my pantry and I was a little nervous opening it up for cereal this morning. Luckily no shrimp tails or anything bad. Thank goodness I opened it before April Fool's Day.

I woke up to this mini sign for The Wild Pony this morning. The actual one is gigantic and I sent it to Michael to repair so my mother knew what to look for if she ever went wandering off again. It's just kind of a nice memory and I'm also glad that it's not gigantic.

With April Fool's tomorrow I've been trying to come up with some fun fake out foods. I found this giant pinterest list - here and I'm definitely working on some of them tonight.

I'm not going to spoil the surprise if any of you stop by tomorrow, but don't trust your eyes.

I'm not going to lie, I kind of love that people are getting their panties in such a bunch because of Lil Nas X. Don't get me wrong, I think it's completely bloody ridiculous and obvious that they're going after him mainly because he's gay, but he doesn't seem to be letting it phase him and seems to be currently living his best life. I love seeing people with his level of confidence.

Today I got some superheroing in. I stopped two guys from breaking into a house. Saved someone from falling off the Santa Monica Pier. Prevented someone from being hit by a car and got another cat out of a tree.

I'm not going to lie, I love when I get to use my abilities like this. I just love helping people and keeping people safe. I mean, I'm glad it's not an every day/monster of the week type of thing like in my dreams, but I do love being useful. Having a purpose. It's just so worthwhile.

While I still fucking hate wearing an eye patch, at least the ones from my dreams are stylish. They have to be fit for a Queen after all. I just wish I had any more hope that I'd get my eye back, but after I destroyed it in my last dream, I highly doubt I'll have 20/20 vision again. And I can't even go get a glass eye because there isn't even a fucking socket where it used to be. I'm just glad I still have the glamour from Magnus so at least to other people it looks like I still have two eyes.