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My darling wife binge watched Bridgerton and now wants me to go around talking like the main heroic lead, whispering such nonsense as 'I burn for you'. I don't trust I wont find an outfit on my bed in time.

I thought I'd seen everything since moving to California but today proved me wrong. I stopped to fill Maman's gas tank up after picking up the pups from the vet after their appointment and while I was inside paying for the gas, a man walked past me to the beer cooler, grabbed two cases of beer and walked out the door. The cashier didn't even pause other than to page for the manager to describe the guy to them.

I don’t care if they did it last year. And I don’t care if the McDonald’s down the road breaks a 100 for you all the time. This isn’t last year and it’s not McDonald’s. My employees aren’t doing it without you buying anything. There’s a bank two parking lots over - go there.