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This is a friendly reminder that the clocks are going back in a week. Make sure that you change the batteries in your smoke detectors and check that both your smoke detectors and carbon monoxide detectors are not expired. It's also a good idea to check the charge on your fire extinguishers too. I know it's a pain to do but every second matters in the case of fire.

If you need any assistance, call your local fire house or just let me know. I'm happy to help.

It's been almost two fucking months since my last dream. Two fucking months wearing this fucking eyepatch. If my dreams don't get their ass in gear and give me my eye back soon, I'm going to kill someone. I'm getting really tired of my depth perception being off. This had better not last much longer.