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I'm adding Eren as a passenger to the list of conditions that I will not drive under ever again. On the way back from our honeymoon today I was driving to give him a break behind the wheel and we got cut off by somebody who came really close to hitting our front end. My grown adult, college graduate husband rolled his window down, leaned his head out and shouted at the other driver that they should go 'choke on a bag of dicks'. The future of journalism ladies and gentlemen.

I wish I could keep up with what Livvy wants to be for Halloween. First it's a princess, then a banana, then we went back to princess and now she wants to be a princess pirate angel. Whatever that is. I have no idea where she comes up with this stuff.

I do not know why people are so fascinated with these phones. I had someone comment about about my phone notifying me that my voicemail is full. It's because I don't know how to answer my phone when it rings.

Also, what is this constant talk of clocks?