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I'm pretty sure the immediate reaction to waking up from a dream shouldn't be "Well that's a skill that can come in use here" and that basically being it because of looking at it from a strategic standpoint. And yet.... There are two people i can blame for that being my reaction. Haven't decided if it's one or the other or both. It's probably both.

Dream me is a right P.O.S.

Ir's weird waking up with feelings of self loathing, but I really don't like dream me very much.

Well I wish I could claim to be surprised by what I did in this latest Dream but that would be a lie. I’m still at the party that my father sent me to in his place to represent the White Court, which everyone there except for maybe Harry realizes was a complete and total insult to Bianca, and after giving me her gift I decide that it’s in my best interest to side with Harry against her. Which is logical until I betray him in an effort to get Justine away from Bianca. It didn’t work out for me and then Harry set the entire place on fire. The man does have style even if it might not have been the smartest plan with him still inside of the building too.

Before anyone gets worried I made it out of the fire - even managed to snag a magic sword belonging to Harry’s friend on my way out that I take with me over to his place as some sort of peace offering I’m guessing. I’m not sure why he trusted me after I double crossed him before because God knows I wouldn’t have trusted me after that but we forged a new alliance to try to get both of our girls back from Bianca.

Which brings up the question - anyone want a ticket to Hawaii? Bianca's other 'gift' showed up on the nightstand this morning and I am never going to use it. And it's either give it away or toss it in the fireplace. I'm not giving away the other gift I found when I got out of bed - Amoracchius, the sword I snagged from the fire on my way out. I don't know if I can actually use it since it's a magic sword but at least I have it. Now to figure out where to display it that Winie and Dio can't get at it.

Just as I thought, you send a bunch of delinquent teenagers somewhere without adult supervision and all hell breaks loose. We went back to the drop ship to tell the others what happened to Jasper and two of the guys are fighting. With knives. I can't even.

After that I gathered supplies so I could go back out and find Jasper. I asked another boy named Bellamy to come with me and Wells since he had a gun. He asks Murphy to come, which is fine cause we're probably better going in numbers anyway. Later on Bellamy tries to get me to take off my wristband, which is stupid because our wristbands tell the ARK that we're still alive. I told him that the only way the Ark was going to think I was dead was if I were actually dead. Another boy named Finn shows up then and suggests we split up. Eventually we find a trail of Jasper's blood and it leads us to Jasper who is tied up. Stupid me, rushes forward and I almost fall into a pit. It takes three of the guys to pull me out, which makes no sense cause I don't weigh that much!

In the end we got Jasper down and went back to the drop ship with a dead jaguar in tow for dinner. I don't see how this whole situation is going to work out. Everyone is taking off their wristbands, making the Ark think we're dying and they won't come down to Earth if they think it's not safe. Why am I surrounded by idiots?

I’m really getting tired of them splitting Eren and I into separate groups in these Dreams. I know that he’s a better soldier than me, but I think by now I should have proven my ability to hold my own as long as I’m near him and Mikasa. I’m fast and smart. Well at least General Pyxis gives me credit for being smart - he pulled me into help with making the plan to seal the breach in the wall. Sorry Eren - we kind of decided to just use you in your Titan form to move that boulder. Pyxis sent Eren and Mikasa off with three elite soldiers and that was when I woke up.

We sometimes leave Food Network on for background noise when we're not watching something in particular at the apartment, and Guys Grocery Games was on while I was working on something, so I was only half listening to start with and this may be my fault for mishearing. But this one guy had this really thick French accent, and I have no idea what he actually said. But my brain interpreted it as "sautee the muppet." And I am about 98% sure that THAT can't be right.