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Does weird stuff like these video game boxes happen frequently, or am I in a Twilight Zone version of Orange County?

Child!Jim is so ecstatic right now.

I got the coolest thing from my dreams this morning! Okay, so my suit was the coolest thing, but this is cool too. Lead lined glasses. In my dreams, my father made them for me cause of my x-ray vision; lead is the only thing I can't see through so it helped me get my x-ray vision under control.

I don't really need them here since I have control over that power here, but it's nice to have them because of the sentimental value of them.

HAPPY MAR10 DAY EVERYONE! Hahaha man thank you whoever figured out how to make these Mario coin boxes float. Livin' the dream right now! I shoulda cosplayed for this 😂

I don't know about the rest of you, but I am absolutely living! I've always WANTED to be in a video game! Anyone want to join me in cosplaying while we hit all these boxes? It doesn't matter if you don't have a costume, I'm using my compact to disguise myself and I don't mind using it on you as well.

Are we sure those boxes and coins are really what they seem to be? I'd like to think I'm not an untrusting person by nature, but weird things happening in Orange County are never as simple as "Oh look free cool thing", and I'm afraid I'm going to have angry flying turtles coming after me, dropping spiky balls on my head.

I found random mushrooms.

I totally ate them.

What a fucking triiiiip.

This is the welcome home I needed after three months of non stop work.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fold my dishes and iron my floors... daaaaaang.

I have a laser sword in my dreams!

I'm seriously questioning the intelligence of the Jedi for giving a child a weapon like that. It does have safety features on it. But still - a laser sword, just given to a child.

Just heard someone outside scream, why is it always me? Why is it always fucking me? He did not seem happy in the least. I kind of wish I knew what he was yelling about cause I have so many questions. The first, of course, being why are you screaming outside in the middle of the night? I might not have been sleeping, but I'm sure there are other people around who are trying to sleep.