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So this is Orange County, huh? Tell me what's good. The crazier the better. I'm not even joking, I want to know all the weird random shit that they don't tell you in the tourism guides.

I have a real short attention span so bear that in mind.

This is the time of year I hated the most when I was back in New Orleans. Unruly tourists flood my city for Mardis Gras. February 26th was always a relief when it finally rolled around. The silence was almost deafening once all the parties ended.

If anyone has, or knows, children around the age of like, four to ten who would enjoy a totally not scary serial story or possibly comic strip based around a magical mystery shack in a town surrounded by gnomes and all manner of magical creatures who would wanna let me test to see if this stuff is any good, please speak now?

I don't know any kids.

...Maybe I should start with like teenagers. Check it's not scary. Is getting kidnapped by gnomes who want to make a twelve-year-old their queen scary? How about lake monsters that aren't really lake monsters but are, in fact, senile and lonely old men?

I've spent so much time either reading across everything on here or working that I've entirely neglected to introduce myself properly. My name is Merlin Emrys. New to Orange County, but not to California.

What I find to be be the most striking and fascinating difference is the talk here of Dreams and other worldly sorts of abilities. Sure there is someone who is looking into this more closely? Who might be interested in an... apprentice of sorts?

What kind of place is 'The Fright Zone'? How does anyone think that's a good name for a place? And, at that, who would live there and think that's the place where the good guys live?!

On the plus side, I've sent the script I'm interested in back to my agent.

[Nebula]
Waters called me again about the horror movie. Can I ask you really really really nicely to somehow make him understand that no means no and I'm not interested in a private meeting to 'make me change my mind'.

I'll buy you coffee?

Am I crazy for wanting something to happen so I can use my crossbow? Rogue vampire hunting, in my dreams, has made me antsy. Being a vampire hunter with no vampires to hunt is not a good combination. I've also carved a bunch of stakes recently when I already have a bunch. I'm beginning to think I need something other than EMT training to focus my energy on. Anyone got any ideas or suggestions?