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Who would have thought gnomes would be so aggressive?

Also, I woke up this morning with a pain in my forehead, and when I peeled my hair back there was a birthmark. Not just any birthmark. Nooo. One in the shape of the... wait for it, the Big Dipper. Thank God I have enough hair to hide it or you know I could just wear the hat that also turned up.

Now Mabel calling me Dipper all makes sense.

Me: Why is your hair so tangled?
Daughter: Honey

So that's my morning.

It's weird feeling like you love somebody you don't even know because that's how it is in the dreams.

Honestly the latest dream was a total trip, if I didn't know any better I'd think I had been smoking something or eaten some sort of magic mushrooms.

There was a lot of snow, a very angry Russian man, driving nails into boards, and a ton of nudity involved.

Nothing like a sunrise surf to clear your head of all worries. It's one of the things I've missed when I was deployed.

Now I can spend the rest of the day on work.


[Vanessa]

Dinner tonight?

So my dreams just gifted me with camping gear so I'm thinking this has definitely got to happen.

Anybody else a fan of camping who might want to come along?

Jesus, that was a rough shift.

Huge traffic accident with multiple victims and some of which had to be cut out of their cars so the hospital was sheer insanity.

I'm exhausted.

I should probably Uber home and not drive or I might end up causing an accident myself.