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Tomorrow night is Ranchero Night at the Wild Pony. We've got live music and hot meals for anyone who needs one. Be forewarned, the band is awful, but at least they're free.

So if you're looking for a hot meal in a friendly atmosphere, come by, and if you're looking to volunteer let me know. We have Ranchero Night on the second and fourth Sundays of the month.

Sometimes I look at my brother and go 'of course you did that why am I actually surprised?'

The clubs are doing so successful, I was able to buy my mom a new car today. She is now the proud owner of a new Prius.

[Damon]

She is insisting she wants a weekend at the club for herself too, since I took dad to Vegas as a late Fathers Day gift. She said she wants the 'cutest boy there' to serve her drinks.

"Did you know your roots are showing?"

That's an interesting question. I mean, I've only been bleaching my hair since middle school. Given I'm college age now, you would think this means I know how hair color works. But thank you, kind stranger, for taking it upon yourself to comment on my appearance and tell me something that is clearly obvious only to you. I never would have known there was half an inch of black hair connected to my scalp had you not pointed it out to me. It couldn't be that I was waiting on doing something about it for a reason. Say, deciding to wait until just before school started back so it would be looking at it's best for my first day of classes.

Since you were so helpful to me, should I repay the favor? I mean the fact you're about thirty pounds overweight, balding, have a large zit right between your eyes, and your shirt is buttoned completely wrong are all completely things you'd never know without me pointing them out. I mean, that's just being helpful isn't it? You wouldn't know if I don't point it out to you.

But that's not the way I was raised, and I believe in giving someone a second chance before destroying them completely. So you're welcome for telling you about the shirt.

I went to pick up my allergy meds from the drugstore today, and while I was waiting in line? All the songs on the muzak were songs that I loved when I was in high school. And then it hit me. I turn 27 next month. These songs are all ten years old now, or more.

Oh my god, I'm old. When did that happen?