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So I just had the weirdest dream. And in that dream everyone was calling me Jughead. What the hell kind of name is Jughead? But I mean, it was definitely me. I was writing a book, a novel actually, about a kid who got murdered in a small town, and there's a lot of mystery around it. I don't know. Maybe Jughead was my pseudonym? It felt right, though. When people called me that. It felt like my actual name.

is there a social etiquette rule about telling brothers you haven't seen since you were 17 to go do one? i dislike the timing, it's like the world and dreams and everything just took a dump on life.

where can i get a card that conveys 'stay out of my life, i can't deal with you because my dream wife i've never met just died and yesterday i was the size of a building' without going to an asylum?