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There's no reason to wake up before noon. Unless it's for breakfast cake. I endorse breakfast cake. It's been a good weekend. Space ice cream, friends, breakfast cake. I'm a very healthy human clearly. Don't you judge me, I see you over there with your muffin that's basically cake anyway.

Thank you all for spending it with me. I guess birthdays aren't satan after all.

Great, so not only is my best friend dead but they think Spider-woman killed him. Because of course they do! And fuck the Daily Bugle for the editor's personal vendetta against me.

I didn't need that kind of pain in my life but there it is.

Just pretend I never said anything

I’m looking for a physical trainer. The one I was working with isn’t meeting my needs anymore. I don’t trust him like I did I’m willing to work around your schedule of course. I’ll just need some notice to make arrangements for Kurt. Any recommendations for who I should contact? Or trainers on who looking for a new client?

While I don’t approve of animals attacking humans unprovoked I do have to agree with the Phoenix zoo who is not punishing their jaguar for clawing a person who came into their enclosure to take a selfie. The jaguar did nothing wrong in defending it’s territory from an invader. No picture is worth risking your life. No matter how gorgeous the animal in question is.